No Sex, Please - We're British

Peter and Frances are newlyweds. They are looking forward to sharing life together in the flat above the bank where Peter is Branch Manager and, to help out financially, Frances has plans to start a home business. But the quiet, romantic life is not to be! They can’t get rid of the best man, Peter’s mother turns up, followed closely by Peter’s boss, a bank inspector, a policeman and couple of rather sexy young women. Not to mention the merchandise Frances ordered from the Scandinavian Import Company!

“A top-drawer cast delivers the package with gusto.” Perry Stewart, Fort Worth Star Telegram

“... Theatre Britain has whipped it up into something positively attractive ... Director Robin Armstrong keeps things bubbling along ...” Lawson Taitte, The Dallas Morning News

“The production values of Theatre Britain’s “No Sex, Please — We’re British” whet your appetite for what’s to come. The set is a psychedelic hangover of wretched ’70s-era bad taste, from the ice-cream-colored wall paint to a cheap cocktail table on wobbly casters. It looks like the moldering remains of the “Here’s Lucy” scenery. The costumes, the working water faucets, the clever sound cues — director Robin Armstrong demonstrates a mastery of stagecraft.” Arnold Wayne Jones, Dallas Voice

“enjoyable ... the accents are perfect ... the costumes by Ryan Matthieu Smith are really groovy, baby.” Elaine Liner, Dallas Observer

CAST

Olivia de Guzman as Susan, Shellie Lynch as Barbara, Kevin M Connolly as Brian

Peter Hunter - Kevin Grammer
Frances Hunter - Sue Birch
Eleanor Hunter - Terry McCracken*
Brian Runnicles - Kevin M Connolly
Leslie Bromhead - Mark Waltz*
Superintendent Paul - L Edward Howard
Arnold Needham - Bob Wasinger
Susan - Olivia de Guzman
Barbara - Shellie Lynch

PRODUCTION TEAM
Director - Robin Armstrong
Set Designer - Darryl Clement
Lighting Designer - Adam Lozuk
Costume Designer - Ryan Mathieu Smith
Sound Designer - Sue Birch
Stage Manager - Leslie Patrick
Lighting Operator - Jason Lynch
Sound Operator - John Moss
Set Construction - Ian Birch, Billy Attan, Kevin M Connolly, Kevin Grammer, L Edward Howard
Box Office - Ian Birch
Front Of House Manager - Steve Freedman
Production Photography - Mark Trew


	PAST PRODUCTIONS
	March 18 - April 4, 2004
	NO SEX, PLEASE - WE'RE BRITISH by Anthony Marriott & Alistair Foot
	Peter and Frances are newlyweds. They are looking forward to sharing life together in the flat above the bank where Peter is Branch Manager and, to help out financially, Frances has plans to start a home business. But the quiet, romantic life is not to be! They can’t get rid of the best man, Peter’s mother turns up, followed closely by Peter’s boss, a bank inspector, a policeman and couple of rather sexy young women. Not to mention the merchandise Frances ordered from the Scandinavian Import Company! “A top-drawer cast delivers the package with gusto.” Perry Stewart, Fort Worth Star Telegram “... Theatre Britain has whipped it up into something positively attractive ... Director Robin Armstrong keeps things bubbling along ...” Lawson Taitte, The Dallas Morning News “The production values of Theatre Britain’s “No Sex, Please — We’re British” whet your appetite for what’s to come. The set is a psychedelic hangover of wretched ’70s-era bad taste, from the ice-cream-colored wall paint to a cheap cocktail table on wobbly casters. It looks like the moldering remains of the “Here’s Lucy” scenery. The costumes, the working water faucets, the clever sound cues — director Robin Armstrong demonstrates a mastery of stagecraft.” Arnold Wayne Jones, Dallas Voice “enjoyable ... the accents are perfect ... the costumes by Ryan Matthieu Smith are really groovy, baby.” Elaine Liner, Dallas Observer CAST Peter Hunter - Kevin Grammer Frances Hunter - Sue Birch Eleanor Hunter - Terry McCracken* Brian Runnicles - Kevin M Connolly Leslie Bromhead - Mark Waltz* Superintendent Paul - L Edward Howard Arnold Needham - Bob Wasinger Susan - Olivia de Guzman Barbara - Shellie Lynch PRODUCTION TEAM Director - Robin Armstrong Set Designer - Darryl Clement Lighting Designer - Adam Lozuk Costume Designer - Ryan Mathieu Smith Sound Designer - Sue Birch Stage Manager - Leslie Patrick Lighting Operator - Jason Lynch Sound Operator - John Moss Set Construction - Ian Birch, Billy Attan, Kevin M Connolly, Kevin Grammer, L Edward Howard Box Office - Ian Birch Front Of House Manager - Steve Freedman Production Photography - Mark Trew * Member of Actors' Equity Association